Audovacar J. P. Gasttrin

how do you start a relationship?

usually with a fight?

a fist fight?

any fight.

can't you just give them...

a kiss? too soon

...a business card?

oh

what do you have in your refrigerator?

dissolved things.

why is that?

i would rather have my food in an ice cave.

where would it be?

in my bathroom.

why there?

i could eat while i'm in the bath.

do you bath often?

i would.

how would you keep it frozen?

computers most probably.

why computers?

computers do everythings these days, don't they?

do you go abroad often?

i do have a passport.

do you use it often?

sometimes i stay in hotels. the room always looks the same. whatever the country. whichever hotel. it's always the same room, isn't it?

i don't think so.

i do. i always stare at the wall behind the other chair. the better chair.

which one?

the better one.

why do you sit in the worse one?

because the other one is for the guest.

what guest?

i don't know yet.

oh, it's freezing.

sorry, i forgot your name?

nevermind that.

which magazine is this interview for?

i told you.

tell me again.

the perfumed one.

perfumed?

yes, we have perfumed pages.

but what kind of magazine is it?

you'll be on the front page.

what about...

the name may change next week.

...the bruises you have?

never mind that.

would you like my bussiness card?

i would like to know which kind of bars do you go to?

i quite like the neon lights but i wouldn't want to live anywhere near them.

i see.

now, tell me about the bruises.

tell me about your affairs.

did someone hurt you?

do you take your lovers to your hotel room?

was it because of this? is someone else listening?

do you take them to motels?

is someone forcing you to do this?

how cheap are the motels?

take my bussiness card.